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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Don't Mess With Seniors



SENIORS.......You gotta love em
$1.99 SPECIAL!
Read carefully...I'm sure this has happened to you...
or does this remind you of your mother??
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
We've been around the block more than once!

2 comments:

Jim said...

That's a good one Diane. I once lived in a little town down on the gulf where snow birders would winter. One day I was in a restaurant and I commented to the waitress that they didn't have any sugar or splenda on the tables. She said we can't sugar or napkins on the table because the snow birders take them all home. LOL

Dianeisme said...

Now that I beleive Jim, my Grandmother was notorious for doing that sort of thing !!!!