I Love To Laugh

I love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
I love to laugh
It's getting worse ev'ry year
The more I laugh
The more I fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more I'm a merrier me
It's embarrassing!
The more I'm a merrier me!


I don't know about you, but I just LOVE a good laugh !!! It's good for the soul, and I always feel better when I have a big ole' belly laugh. I've always been the one in my family who has been told that I have a silly, warped sense of humor. I love a good joke, I love fun movies and plays, in fact my favorite play is " Something Funny Happened On The Way To The Forum" I've seen it at least 20 times by different directors, and I have to tell you, I think I laughed just as hard, if not harder, at each one. Every director puts his/her spin on it, and that's what makes going so fun.

Since it's wintertime, and most of the United States have been living daily with bitterly cold weather, and tons of snow, I'm going to include some fun jokes to put a smile on your face, and brighten your day.

So smile and have a laugh on me !!!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dinosaur goes
Dinosaur goes who?
No he dosen't,Dinosaur goes Rarrrrrrrrrrr


The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
George Carlin


My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them. I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound. "It's the smoke detector," they replied in unison. "Do you know what that sound means?" I demanded."Sure," my oldest replied. "Dinner's ready."


Q: Where does a king keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!


Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son's campus during a business trip. Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell. "Yeah?" a voice called from inside. "Does Dylan Houseman live here?""Yup," the voice answered. "Leave him on the front porch. We'll drag him in later."


My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never rings. "Mom, I call all the time," I said. "If you had an answering machine, you'd know." Soon after, my brother installed one for her. When I called the next time, I got her machine: "If you are a salesperson, press one. If you're a friend, press two. If you're my daughter who never calls, press 911 because the shock will probably give me a heart attack."


Do you serve ladies at this bar?
No, sir, you have to supply your own.


Tiffany adopts two dogs, and she names them Rolex and Timex. "Where'd you come up with those names?" asks her friend Mandy. "HellOOOOOO," Tiffany replies. "They're watchdogs!"